The Canons

[Principal]

[Staff]


Mister Tamer
The Vice-Principal
Mr. tamer is a strict man, willing to raise a hand to anyone who dares disobey him. On top of that, he is pretty much the acting Principal of Crossroads since he is the only one that has been to the Principal's office and comes out normal. Orders of the Principal thus go through him and if anyone has problems, they come to Mr Tamer who then takes it to the Principal. His daughter is Karen Tamer.
Samuel L. Jackson


Mrs Duncan
English Teacher
Mrs Duncan is one of the few teachers that look down upon the lack of rules in Crossroads and many other occurrences upon the campus. Even with these concerns, she rarely speaks out about it, but instead is simply strict within her classes to teach these kids discipline.
Courteney Cox Arquette


[Students]


Hannah Bennett
The Manipulator
Roasmare House
Hannah is here because she has the tendency to manipulate everyone around her to do what she wants them to, even if they didn't want to do it at first. Using her words and looks, she could get anyone in or out of trouble, but now that she's here, she's starting to see how hard the real world truly can be.
Willa Holland


Beverly King
The Preppy Bitch Queen
Chocolatee House
The self proclaimed Queen of Crossroads. Beverly is here for an education, but she ain't a nice gal and only gets along with her own little crowd of people. She's your typical cheerleader dating the head jock type with her little posse of morons following her every step and everyone knowing her name.
Sophia Bush


Sandra Yedlička
Bitch Queen's Whore
Bordeaux House
Sandra is the bitch Queen's right hand whore, the one who will sleep with anyone and still stand by the Queen's side to put down anyone.
Sara Paxton


Alexis Recker
Suicide Girl
Bordeaux House
Alexis is your normal everyday suicide wanna be with her wanting to die poetry and her stay away from me attitude. Never does she involve herself in anything she doesn't want to be involved with, normally she just sits on her own writing her deathly poetry and cutting upon her arms, hoping sooner or later she'll bleed to death with no one around to save her.
Thora Birch


Travis Bulle
The Nerd
Chocolatee House
Travis came here to learn, since he prefers learning rather then anything else. Trapped in his little world, he simply keeps to himself and his own little books.
Adam Brody


Arthur Blue
Lead Jock
Vervais House
Arthur, a lewd man indeed, but is always more focused on football, at least when he has to. He is here to get better at his game and his parents want him here to learn as he did so. Best of both worlds?
Ashton Kutcher


Robert Everson
Man Whore
Fluffy Corner House
Robert is here due to his oh so wonderful encounters with his previous teachers. These encounters taking place between the sheets and his parents thus caught him. Now here, Robert is labeled, but still tries to play his games for sex.
Daniel Radcliffe


Jeremiah Bonner
The Criminal
Kings Quardrangle
Under court order, Jeremiah rests in Crossroads until he changes his ways. Though no one believes he will change, at least those that know him think he will never change for anyone.
Leonardo Dicaprio
Taken